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5/29/2007
Q-Sex News Little Tokyo Big Problems? Los Angeles, CA: "Little Tokyo Showgirls," a downtown Los Angeles strip club in a high-profile location near L.A. City Hall, opened May 1. The club, visible from the 101 Freeway and several blocks from the Los Angeles City Hall, Music Center and Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels, has been controversial since it was proposed. The location was originally planned to open in October as the "Penthouse Club," targeted to a upscale clientele. A Penthouse spokesman told the L.A. Downtown News, "There haven't been clubs like this in Los Angeles. It's like trying to explain Ruth's Chris Steak House to someone who's only been to McDonald's." The club was opposed by local residents and City Council members, and a proposed conditional use permit approving the sale of wine and beer was refused. Penthouse Media Group dropped out after the appeal lost. "We're appealing the refusal," Little Tokyo Showgirls General Manager Stuwart Mytias told XBIZ. "We want to have a full bar to go with the restaurant we're going to build here." The club currently offers soft drinks. Representatives of L.A. City Councilman Jose Huizar, whose district includes the club, and the Little Tokyo Community Council, both of which opposed the conditional use permit for the Penthouse Club, were unavailable for comment on the appeal. (Story courtesy of XBIZ.) "The club was opposed by local residents and City Council members," now there is a SHOCKER! ~ $2.00 Bob  5/25/2007
Q-Sex News Creamy Italian Or Ranch Dressing? Wheaton, IL: A former Wheaton North High School student who contaminated salad dressing there with his own semen escaped a jail term when he instead was fined $750 and ordered to perform 120 hours of community service work. Marco Raphael G. Castro, 17, faced up to one year behind bars when he was sentenced for misdemeanor disorderly conduct stemming from the December 6 incident at the school, where he was then a senior. DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen instead placed Castro on two years probation, and imposed the other conditions. As part of his sentence, Castro was ordered to do community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients. The judge also ordered Castro, who was expelled from Wheaton North, to continue his education. Castro also must write a letter of apology to school officials and students. In his guilty plea, Castro admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school's junior-senior cafeteria into a restroom, then ejaculating into it. He later returned the bottle to the cafeteria. Castro underwent medical testing after his arrest, fellow students turned him in, and was found to be free of any communicable diseases, officials have said. No one at the school reported falling ill after the incident. The sentence holds Castro accountable for his actions, a spokesman for DuPage County State's Attorney Joseph Birkett said. Should have sent the fucker to jail where his cell mate could show him how to toss a salad! ~ $2.00 Bob 5/22/2007
Q-Sex News Don't Tell Dawson Or Pacey! Hollywood, CA: Actress Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) is threatening legal action after a young actress from Texas changed her name to Katee Holmes and vowed to lose her virginity in a porn movie. The 18-year-old fashion student is set to star in an adult film and says she will be deflowered in one of the scenes. Whiter-than-white Katie, wife of Tom Cruise and devout scientologist, is said to be fuming and is seeking legal advice to stop the actress using her name, according to her spokesman. The spokesman said: "It's a really cheap shot. Obviously Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it." However Shy Love, Katee's manager and a veteran of the adult film industry, said: "She's using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed innocence in whatever she has done." Are you (Nicole) kidding me? By threatening legal action, they are just validating the whole situation, maybe the Tom-Kat's want to get a hold of this girl and turn her into a Zombie! Er... scientologist. ~ $2.00 Bob 5/18/2007
Q-Sex News Dancing Nude In Jail Near You... Soon! Brattleboro, VT: Walking around naked is one thing. But Brattleboro's live-and-let-strip attitude toward public nudity has its limits. A man spotted dancing nude on a downtown street has been charged with lewd and lascivious conduct, a felony punishable by up to five years in jail. Adhi Palar, 20, of Brattleboro was charged after police saw him dancing and "performing acts of lewdness involving his genitals and some clothing," said police Capt. Gene Wrinn. He wouldn't elaborate. "He was performing some lewd acts. He was getting some looks and we got some complaints." Police didn't see it but saw a videotape someone else took of Palar, Wrinn said. If convicted, he could get five years in jail. Last summer, young people caused a stir when they began congregating in the buff downtown. Brattleboro, which has a history of such behavior and no law against it, considered enacting an anti-nudity ordinance in the wake of all the activity, but the Select Board decided against it last September. Some felt the onset of cold weather would be just as effective in discouraging people from taking it off. But with the weather now warming, clothes are coming off. Police will respond to complaints and if the person involved shows any sign of sexual gratification, they may be charged, according to Wrinn. Note to self... plan Brattlesboro vacation when weather gets warm! ~ $2.00 Bob 5/17/2007
Q-Sex News No Fun In Ohio! Columbus, OH: Rules forbidding touching of strippers and requiring them to keep on some clothes when dancing past midnight were approved today by a House committee as a compromise on a statewide crack down on adult businesses. The no-touching rule for customers and the seminude dancing provision are part of a new version of legislation that was brought to lawmakers through petitions circulated by Citizens for Community Values, a Cincinnati-based Christian group. The group, which also backed Ohio's gay marriage ban, agreed to the changes to its proposal that originally had sought a 6-foot clearance between dancers and patrons and a ban on stripping after midnight. The Republican-controlled House Judiciary Committee voted 8-7 to pass the compromise, first reported by The (Cleveland) Plain Dealer. The Buckeye Association of Club Executives, representing adult club owners, has said the businesses intend to challenge the restrictions in court if they become law. The compromise legislation classifies touching any nude or seminude employee of a strip club in specific areas or on clothing covering those areas as a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail. Someone who touches the employee anywhere else could be charged with a misdemeanor carrying a possible 30-day sentence. "Six months in jail!" Ohio! The home of the Cincinnati Bengals, the NFL team with the biggest crime wave of players since the Portland Jailblazers? ~ $2.00 Bob 5/14/2007
Q-Sex News Florida Adult Store Throws In The Proverbial Towel Dania Beach, FL: Owners of the Fetish Box are closing shop after enduring 10 years of conflict with city officials. Sean Newman and Denise Earlman have posted a closing sale sign in their store's window, and told the Miami Herald they will likely reopen in another city. The owners adapted to and complied with a series of revised zoning laws and other efforts by the city's government to force the store out of the downtown area, beginning in 1998 when a law was passed regulated store signs. Newman and Earlman also endured several attempts by officials to redevelop the area and label the store as blighted, and Newman said one law even forced them to gut their store's adult video section. Their compliance let them stay put, to the apparent dismay of City Hall. Upon hearing the news of the Fetish Box's closure, former Commissioner C.K. McElyea reportedly cheered. "Well, whoop-di-doo," he said. "I'm glad to see it go. It was a disgrace to the city." Officials believed the store, located in the middle of downtown, gives a negative impression of the city. There even was a failed attempt to sell the property to a developer to turn the storefront into a welcome center for tourists. Newman and Earlman said they need a break. Sale signs have been posted in the Fetish Box's windows for several weeks. What's in you wallet, erh... closet Former Commissioner McElyea?!?!? ~ $2.00 Bob 5/10/2007
Q-Sex News Nappy Headed Ho's Comes To DVD! Glendale, CA: Kick Ass Pictures is releasing a DVD called "Nappy Headed Ho's." One dollar from each DVD sold will be donated to a retirement fund for radio personality Don Imus, who was dismissed by CBS Radio and MSNBC for referring to the Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed ho's." "'Nappy Headed Ho's' features performers with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of "nappy") who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of "ho")," according to Kick Ass Pictures. "I'm sure the public would like to see some nappy-headed ho's for real," Kick Ass Pictures President Mark Kulkis said. "And it would be a good way to help Imus, because I think he's getting a bum rap. He was doing what he was paid to do. He's always been offensive. I think of this as a free speech issue. Look at Ann Coulter, she didn't get fired for her anti-gay slur." If Imus refuses the money, Kulkis plans to donate it to the United Negro College Fund. The DVD is scheduled to be available July 17. For more information, visit NappyDVD.com. (Story courtesy of XBIZ.com) Trust me Imus don't need the money! ~ $2.00 Bob 5/08/2007
Q-Sex News A Bridge Over Troubled Muddy Water Portsmouth, NH: A Hampton man told a judge Monday that he dropped his pants and exposed his buttocks to motorists on the Sarah Mildred Long Bridge due to the effects of prescribed medication. Mark Stretton, 43, of Ocean Boulevard, pleaded guilty in Portsmouth District Court to a related charge of indecent exposure-lewdness. Stretton admitted to exposing his buttocks on the bridge linking Portsmouth to Kittery, Maine, in September 2006. He was arrested March 10 on a warrant. During his plea hearing, Portsmouth prosecutor Corey MacDonald told the court that on that date, police investigated reports from witnesses who said Stretton was on the bridge while intoxicated when he "dropped his pants several times." "Witnesses saw a rear-end view, if you will," MacDonald told the court. Had witnesses seen a frontal view, charges would have been more severe, said MacDonald. The police prosecutor told Judge Sawako Gardner that Stretton's criminal history does not include any prior indecent exposure or sexual assault charges. "It was due to my medication," Stretton told the judge. "I'm on a lot of medication and it causes diarrhea, and that's what happened." The judge instructed Stretton to seek medical help for his underlying condition and imposed a fine of $500, with $250 of it suspended, pending his good behavior for one year. Let me get this straight; his defense is that he was taking a shit? Thank's not worse than mooning? ~ $2.00 Bob 5/07/2007
Q-Sex News Topless Car Wash Ready To Run! Brisbane, AUSTRALIA: A topless car wash in Brisbane has been cleared for operation after authorities found no laws or water restrictions were being broken. Strip club entrepreneur Warren Armstrong has set up Bubbles 'n' Babes at Albion in the city's inner north. The business offers a $55 car wash by a topless woman, and a $100 wash by a totally nude female attendant, which includes an X-rated show. A police spokeswoman told AAP no complaints had been received. She said the business was run in a closed shed out of the public view and there had been no indication of wilful exposure, which is a criminal offence. Acting Premier Anna Bligh said her concerns regarding public decency had been quelled after advice from police. The operation also was running on recycled water and therefore did not break current level five restrictions, she said. "This is one of those extreme examples of people wanting to make a buck, I think it'll have a pretty limited market," Ms Bligh said. She said the government fleet would not be using the car wash. "I'm sure there'll be a lot of people who've got strong views about this sort of thing and there's always be a market for it but it seems to me a pretty weird and wacky way to get your car washed," she said. "I don't think I'll be feeling the need to have my car washed at this particular service." Mr Armstrong gave evidence at the Fitzgerald inquiry into police corruption almost 20 years ago and was jailed for nine months after pleading guilty to keeping a premises for prostitution. He told the City News newspaper this week the latest operation was above board. "I'm just trying to make an honest dollar, simple as that," he said. Brisbane professional car wash services are doing a roaring trade as residents face a ban on doing their own car washing under strict water restrictions. Easy on the hot Wax mate! ~ $2.00 Bob 5/03/2007
Q-Sex News Nude Robbery Victim Glued To Bike Johannesburg, SOUTH AFRICA: A man in South Africa was robbed by armed thieves who broke into his house, then stripped him naked and super glued him to his exercise bike. The man was forced to look on, helpless, at the burglars ransacked his house, and helped themselves to his finest Chivas Regal Scotch whisky while they were at it. The men, smartly dressed in suits, kidnapped the man in an affluent Johannesburg suburb, and forced him to take them to his house. Once there, they made him strip, then super glued him to the seat of the exercise bike. The also super glued his hands and feet, and just to make sure, super glued his mouth shut as well. The man was only discovered when his partner arrived home several hours later. He was eventually removed from the exercise bike by emergency services, using a mixture of chemicals and Vaseline. Sticky situation, thank God they didn't super glue the bike seat! ~ $2.00 Bob 5/01/2007
Q-Sex News Thanks Google! Vista, CA: The personal information of more than 250,000 Astroglide customers was made available online via Google searches, in what has been called a "Google glitch." On April 12, a customer contacted Astroglide after searching her name using Google and finding information regarding her request to receive a free sample of personal lubricant. Lynne Merrill, an Astroglide representative, discovered that the search engine giant had "aggressively indexed," made note of and re-presented the information as a search result, a portion of Astroglide's sample requests made primarily between August 2003, and January 2004. Information included customer names, email addresses and shipping information. No credit card or financial information was revealed. As of today the glitch has been fixed. All pages and caches of customer data have been removed and placed in a secure location on the Astroglide site. Measures have been taken to prevent further indexing of this information. Astroglide.com's free-sample request has been temporarily deactivated. Information Super Hershey Highway! ~ $2.00 Bob Click here for the Blog Archives |
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