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Meet Aspen - The Outspoken Stripper!

By Rick Ryan

I couldn't really remember the first time I met Aspen, but she told me we first met in St. Joseph, Missouri, her hometown, at the Emerald Club, a totally nude cabaret. She now lives in Nebraska, but dances in Hamburg, Iowa at Shotgun Geniez. What's so unique about this 21-year-old is her opinion about the strip club business, dancing and customers. Yet, she's one of the most popular dancers at the club.

In late August of 2006 I was attending the Exotic Dancer Expo in Las Vegas when I bumped into Aspen again. She was at the expo representing Shotgun Geniez. Immediately she came over and said hello and told me that I could shoot photographs of her when she danced on the makeshift stage in front of the Exotic Dancer booth. It's an understatement to say that Aspen doesn't like attention. I shot the photographs as she displayed her fine dance techniques in front of everyone, but I also invited her up to my room to shoot some more photographs of her in the bathtub. In this exquisite tub full of bubbles and Aspen, I thought the photographs would come out hot. Well, she never showed! I thought she didn't like bubble baths, but I found out differently about two weeks later.

Fresh-faced and perky, full of pep, vim and vigor, Aspen constitutes as profound an argument for the Catholic school girl as can be found. She has the look of innocence, but yet a wildness about her. Aspen doesn't have huge boobs or a mind-blowing well-proportioned body, but once you've seen her shake that ass, you've got to have her.

When I caught up with Aspen two weeks later at Shotgun Geniez to shoot some more photographs of her - she invited me too - I was waiting inside the club for her to finish her routine on stage. That's when I talked with one of the gentlemen at a table watching her perform. I could tell he was stricken with her.

"Wouldn't you love to goose her from behind?" the gentleman asked me, "I surely would!"

I thought to myself, how could you possibly blame an old boy for such thoughts of naughtiness after watching Aspen? Surely, the sight of Aspen dancing nude on stage would inspire even an old sailor like I to summon the pennant up the flagpole one more time.

When Aspen finished her stage show, she told me to follow her to the dancers' dressing room. For the next thirty minutes we talked about men, sex and dancing. Her straightforward comments caught me totally off guard, especially when she knew I was going to write an article about her.

"You know Rick," she said to me as she changed her outfit, "People who think money makes you special has it all wrong. If that's all you got, that's not enough for me."

Aspen started her work career making tacos at Taco Bell until one night when she was taken into a strip club for the very first time.

"I became a stripper by accident when some friends took me to a club and I was pulled up on stage. I guess you could say I ate it up! Something about performing on stage was awesome to me. I never miss a chance to perform in public now," she says.

But even though she makes her living stripping, her comments about men may shock you, but she's better known as the "honest stripper" in the Midwest.

"Any man who has to pay to see pussy - have some respect for the dancers. As I've always said, those who can't see pussy for free can't pass judgement - especially on strippers!"

In other words, Aspen's philosophy on stripping is like any other job - it's a job! Women need to be respected, whether the women are taking their clothes off or not. But don't get her wrong, Aspen is as much a woman as any other. On her private side of life she thoroughly enjoys sex and men.

"A man has to be real, and he doesn't have to have money. I love good hair, a fashion sense about him, being fun and open-minded," she said.

When it comes to sex, she also tells it like it is!

"Now don't get me wrong! Sex is all good but let's skip all the oral bullshit and lets fuck," Aspen said with a smile. "I've got a saying about that. Do you want to hear it?"

Before I could respond to her question, Aspen was telling me what it was.

"Those who can fuck don't have to suck - for those who can't fuck...you suck!"

I did learn that Aspen's favorite sex position is doggie-style. She also loves anal sex on occasions.

"I love a man's hard cock up my tight ass if he knows what he's doing," she said. "I love anal sex ever-so-often."

If a man is not around, she'll resort to Bob, her battery-operated boyfriend.

"I love getting off!" she told me, "It doesn't matter whether it's a man or one of my toys. When I'm horny, well, I'm going to take care of business one way or another."

Aspen has made one amateur video titled "Dancing Diva's," but she couldn't say at the moment whether she'd make anymore.

"I take one day at a time, but I do know that where I'm dancing now is kick-ass," she said with strong conviction.

"Shotgun Geniez has a fun atmosphere. When you can walk into a club to start your shift and you know 20 or more names of the customers there, you know the club is special. Our customers keep coming back because we do have a fun club here.

"It doesn't matter the size of the club, the customers' money or the girls you have, if a customer doesn't feel comfortable or like the place, he's not coming back."

Some girls were made to work in offices. Some were made for secretaries. But Aspen was born to dance. Her desire to entertain on stage is almost obsessive! But we do know that Aspen is outspoken! Very outspoken!

When I told her that night at Shotgun Geniez that I thought some photographs back in Las Vegas in the bathtub would have been hot, she responded by saying. "I would have shown up, but I though you were only inviting me up to the room for sex. That's why I didn't show up!"

Damn! She's definitely not that dumb blonde type.

For more information on Aspen call Shotgun Geniez at (712) 382-1207.

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